My Keyholder Forgot the Key—Now What?
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You’re locked up, everything’s going fine, and then your keyholder casually drops the line: “Uh… I can’t find the key.” That’s the moment your brain does a full reboot.
First off—stay calm. It’s not the end of the world, even if your groin is suddenly feeling ten times more noticeable. The key thing (pun intended) is to figure out what’s safe, practical, and realistic.
1. Ask about a spare key—right away.
A lot of people keep a backup somewhere “just in case,” but your keyholder might’ve forgotten they even set one aside. Check their nightstand, toy drawer, or that random shoebox in the closet. If you don’t have a backup, make a mental note to set up a sealed-envelope system for next time.
2. Figure out the lock type.
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Standard padlock? Most hardware stores sell universal replacement keys for common brands.
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Numbered lock? Might be faster to snip it with bolt cutters. (And yes, you can do that without losing any important parts—just take it slow and steady.)
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Integrated lock or custom key? This is where you might need a locksmith.
3. Visit a locksmith—awkward, but doable.
Don’t overthink it. Wear loose clothes, keep your cool, and tell them you’ve got “a small metal lock that needs to be removed.” Most won’t ask questions. They’ve probably freed stranger things than you.
4. Treat it like an extended challenge.
If you’re not in pain, there’s no swelling, and you’re able to keep things clean, this could be an accidental long-term tease. Some locked subs dream about “no-exit” scenarios—this might be your chance to live it, even if it wasn’t in the plan.
5. Know when it’s urgent.
Any numbness, purple skin, swelling, or sharp pain means it’s time to skip the sexy improvising and get the lock off ASAP. That might mean cutting it, calling a friend you trust, or even heading to the ER. Safety beats pride every time.
Tip for the future: Always have an “emergency release” system. Whether that’s a second key, a bolt cutter tucked away, or a code that lets you open a numbered lock, you’ll thank yourself later. This turns a potential panic into just another fun story you’ll laugh about later—without a hospital bill or a very confused medical staff involved.
Because in chastity, surprises are fun… but being stuck with no way out? That’s a surprise you only want once.